If you are a
hash runner then plan your next holiday in Pattaya; run with us and then
enjoy as much beer as you can drink in our legendary circle. After that
you will be dropped off at one of the appointed bars for free food and
happy hour priced beer.
Pattaya night life is legendary
with hundreds of beer bars go-go bars,discos and other place where you
can drink yourself in Hash oblivion in the company of friendly
waitresses and hostesses
If you have never run with the Pattaya Hash House harriers then
you are in for a once-in-a-lifetime experience. We run through the Thai
countryside around Pattaya every Monday. The route takes in everything
from farmers' fields of tapico or pineapples, nice bits of jungle,
through streams, up hill and down dale.
We have our own unique
buffalo-flavoured shiggy and you will encounter rice paddies, angry
Brahma bulls and hundreds of dogs, which sometimes resent us running
through their owners' gardens. A well-aimed rock not only deals with
this problem, but usually gets a cheer from it's owner. The Thais have
an interesting sense of humour and the dogs are experts at dodging
incoming missiles.
Our circles are infamous
throughout the world. This is the Hash that started the tradition of
sitting bare-bummed sinners on a large block of ice. From there we
launched the World Series of ice spinning - naturally we won as we
didn't invite anyone else. We got this idea from the American Hashers
who said if the USA can do it for baseball and football then why not the
PH3?
Our Religious Advisor, Sir Airhead - knighted for services
to himself (and by himself) is undoubtedly the most wicked RA in the
world. Our Master of Music, Redcoat, has a song for every occasion and
every nationality - starting with the Australian National Anthem -
Mincing Matilda.
And we can't close without a word about our
wonderful Hash Quack who swaps his lovely black rubber suit and scuba
gear every Monday and dons his bloodstained doctor's coat in order to
dispense medicine with magical properties to the sick and to those who
are about to be...
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